Henry10PROFESSOR X'S MOST WONDERFUL INVENTION
November 26th 2007 11:10
So what is the most wonderful, amazing, frabtrapulous contraption ever invented by Professor Charles Xavier? What's his most useful invention? He's come out with quite a few good ones. There's Cerebro, which he uses to find other mutants, but that one has a tendency to go nuts and try to kill the X-Men. And then there's the Danger Room, full of deadly traps with which the X-Men can hone their skills. That one also has a tendency to go nuts and try to kill the X-Men. And of course there is the Blackbird, a modified SR-71 jet that can go really fast and evade radar and all sorts of cool stuff like that. It's never gone nuts, but it does get blown up a lot, which has the potential to kill any X-Men inside.
I'm no expert on the matter, so we turn to Jean Grey, his former student, who is about to demonstrate her favourite invention of the Professor's. Let's see how she's getting on!
Well, Miss Grey, that does seem interesting, would you mind, telling us what--
Oh, well. I see that it is a very useful and enjoyable machine you have there! And as it has yet to result in any potential deaths for the X-Men, I now declare it the winner of--
Ah, well then. I guess the award goes to... Cerebro?
Don't worry folks, she'll be alive again in a month or so.
I'm no expert on the matter, so we turn to Jean Grey, his former student, who is about to demonstrate her favourite invention of the Professor's. Let's see how she's getting on!
Well, Miss Grey, that does seem interesting, would you mind, telling us what--
Oh, well. I see that it is a very useful and enjoyable machine you have there! And as it has yet to result in any potential deaths for the X-Men, I now declare it the winner of--
Ah, well then. I guess the award goes to... Cerebro?
Don't worry folks, she'll be alive again in a month or so.
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